Fix It So It's Broken

So they sell you software to improve your photo, sharpening it, balancing the colour and giving it just the right saturation. To adjust the light so it sets the perfect mood. Those and hundreds of other things to make your picture something awesome to look at. Then, they sell you software to take a perfectly good photo and fade it, under/over expose it, warp it, dust it up, splash stuff all over it tear it, blur it and otherwise make it a mess. If I found one of my old slides beat up like this in a box I would shudder. That's just crazy. Oh well, it was kind of fun doing it.